The Abyss
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A little comedy, throw in some personal stuff and random crap and Advice! :D
Welcome to the Abyss!
Damn she’s freaking hot! I gotta get my hands on this

Damn she’s freaking hot! I gotta get my hands on this

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

waker-of-the-winds:

SUPER GUSHER.

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

I have a soft spot for animals…. Too damn cute

jbabyz:

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

Loll

jbabyz:

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

Loll

I will write about the following. Leave one in my ask box:

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear Santa,

Dear Mom,

Dear Dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear [future] girlfriend,

Dear [future] boyfriend,

Dear *anyone*,